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Newhaven Journeyman #2 – Daniel Spicer – News Hare Hero Krsna Cut-Up

5th January 2015


Time travel opens up all sorts of possibilities. The ghost would be linked for all eternity with a suitable pause for effect. It marked the start of a war between the church and the dead boys, a rare seminal moment, a fast draw artist; a blacksmith in Tombstone is getting closer to his television interview. People do make mistakes sometimes. The babies grow up into the Pope’s admirers. Rebellions sapped his authority. “A cheeky fuck. The cuts will be worse,” he tells the Secretary of State, the master of magnetism. Change makes you impatient sometimes, underpinned by a nagging doubt, made with a mild theatrical flourish. “The naïve young Mary,” he says amid loud laughs.

Cowboys aren’t a bunch of primitives, rashly sticking them out between Satan and God, surprisingly rueful and crestfallen. I wear the costume I once swore never to wear again: Hitler’s twin brother claiming to be an angel. What power can resist the delicious real fruit Princess with a moist-eyed appearance: bookish, calculating, often morally tortured. At least the ghost is impressive; his strength prevails not against my creature. Better to have small people waltzing through a different part of the airport – the greatest excuse in the world made by Margaret Thatcher, known to you once as Firebird, a simple robotic creature that lives behind the requirements of history.

I never wanted these blasted powers anyway. After just a few days in his hotel suite in the shape of Rupert Murdoch they call me the invincible iron. I haven’t confused myself with laser technology. I don’t condemn God’s kingdom. The kingdom of God is imminent. The rollercoaster ride he has experienced might be forced to admit the flunked election, the new aristocracy: “Eat thy fill of apple, cherry and peach fruit pies. Jesus ain’t seen so much green since mom had 200 deaf boys stuff their sacks in a parallel reality. The global financial crisis done more than any other to fight the plague vision, used knives to mutilate the bodies of the Christ.”

Cameron, that exasperated future Pope, is evil and ought to be destroyed but managed to hobble into a ditch, subjected to scandalous and disgraceful attacks, unlawful sexual intercourse, injured in hate, senile, frail and impotent, physically robust. David horseshoe magnet, you are appealing. Rattlers do strike faster than hurricanes. Brown actually flies with a special Indian costume intended to strike that sound with a harder twang. “I can go as fast as you care or take it slow. How d’ya fling with a girl or whatever dares disturb the living totem?” Brown is not opening up. He can now content himself with the red skull dispensing custard songs for a rainy day ghostwriter. “That’s the problem with cocaine: the goddess must remain with the ghost,” he says, laughing again. “I’ll be glad to ride with this cute little guy just because he spent years in a coma highlight. I may come from the future. We could get the reformed Rama-Tut to fix our machine Pope. I can feel it disrupting the circuits within my armour.”

We all know he took a photo of himself in the woods with his mobile phone. The kids admit they’re not enough evidence of the torture. Your gleaming form might regard that as a poison chalice dug twenty years ago. I had no recollection of the incident. The children at a school cause the Devil to rub his hands with glee. Very curious documents combat the growing allure, who has since become his right-hand. Hail to this invincible oasis who cast a deep shadow over the headscarf holding a pistol! You never knew what was going to turn up next. Hang on for the nova rollercoaster deluxe; a visit by a mysterious stranger was copied in on the memo. What happens when I release a devastating blast of ionic energy from my two wounded and bleeding friends? Ecstasy was less harmful than TV while the wife’s out, who was assigned pastoral work, the smoking ruins of what was once a fair and prosperous land.

Bad news boys and girls in the wilderness didn’t find me. The project attracted a gamecast, allegations of a cover-up, a Masonic-secularist offensive that leaves you none the wiser. It’s impossible to stop a statement from the legionnaires, all the boldness, corrupt and murderous, exploring a taste for bureaucracy and God. That passing interest could be turning into a bit of a Crusade. The Masterplan didn’t make either the history books or the dime novels. Pope Benedict drew inspiration from radio broadcasts, how boring their albums became: first the bald headed moon dragon now the machine still goes backward in time. “Obey me implicitly and the Reich shall rise again! Look Slavic enough, spreading furry diamond-hard hands around a vision of the scenic route. When this gas wears off and you awaken, all the world will have to impose, darling. Our newspaper shall be under hands in the street, two men holding great foreign newspapers.”

Blurting out your life story was like strapping oneself to persons who were harmed: you are dangerous. “I am not prepared to continue being part of a body. Men once called me the comet, a rocket booster. They will have to make up their minds”. What about the man called nova? Christ betrayed him to the authorities’ most familiar material and I don’t think he’ll get a warm wall of guitars. My mystic forces inform me people were killed, soft winds lasted for five years, extremists reawakened his own goodness. “Get my fruit pie suspects to Guantanamo Bay!”

Then came the twist ending. Certainty is for gods. Knowledge agreed to open up and the different organisation was going to come. Is man who is attacked seen within?

*****

As the embodied soul continuously passes, in this body, from boyhood to youth to old age, the soul similarly passes into another body at death. A sober person is not bewildered by such a change. For the soul there is neither birth nor death at any time. He has not come into being, does not come into being, and will not come into being. He is unborn, eternal, ever-existing and primeval. Think of the many places in your home that could welcome a clock like this. Think of the warmth it would add – the serenity its golden chimes would bring. Gracious guardian of each golden hour, a Ridgeway clock is at once fine furniture and a family friend. He is so large that complete universes are contained with Him. Simultaneously, He is so minute that He resides in each and every atom of air, in every atom of fire and in every atom of water. He is everywhere and He can hear everything. You can’t know how much you can be helped until you try a Zenith hearing aid. We make them as small, and as powerful, as they need to be. Each is designed to help a particular hearing problem in the most comforting, attractive way. The use of the mouth as a sexual organ is considered to be a perversion when the lips (or tongue) of one person are brought into contact with the genitals of the other, but not if the mucous membranes of the lips of both parties touch one another. Girls go great with it. It goes great with girls. It’s called the Eterna-Matic-KonTiki… and a more elegant, modern Swiss watch there isn’t. There’s even one for you. Like all KonTikis, it’s self-winding and exceptionally durable. Durable enough to be tested successfully at 120 fathoms. Which means that it will give you the right time of day. Tomorrow after tomorrow after tomorrow. He is ever-existing, and in the Vedas He is called Brahman (which refers to the impersonal effulgence of His body), Paramatma (His manifestation as the Supersoul in the heart of all beings) and Bhagavan (the Supreme Personality of Godhead, who embodies all opulence and powers). Of these three, only Bhagavan is complete. Brahman and Paramatma are His partial expansions. Everything is present in Bhagavan. Even in the luxury class, size has ceased to be an important factor and the decision to buy is based on more rational principles. In the future, the trend will be towards cars which combine mechanical sophistication with relatively compact dimensions. We at BMW have already anticipated that future. Hi-Performance fire buttons! Semi and Hands-Free Turbo Fire – gives you two ways to shred ‘em to pieces. Slow Motion – dissect your opponent’s game plan. Then watch ‘em squirm. Programmable Fire Buttons – now you can jump, punch, kick and slam… with the press of one button! Extra Long Cord – now you can play from your favourite recliner. One of the players, a red-bearded warrior from Ghazni explained the history of the game to me as he tightened his saddle girth. A captive bird is swung from arched poles, and Cashapampa’s fist-swinging horsemen pummel it to death. A man bites its tongue out, then others tear the creature apart for talismans. The rite, now meaningless, apparently began with the Spanish, who symbolised destruction of the Inca’s pagan culture by killing condors. Their cousins, the few surviving California condors, cling to dwindling mountain retreats. A select collection of stamps featuring the spectacular giant sized President Kennedy memorial; also included are embossed “Silver Leaf” Qatar Sheik: famous Madonna and child painting: Gemini Astronaut: Special bonus! ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN of Bhutan. Many more too. Big Mothers, guarded by carrier-based fighters, have often reached into North Viet Nam to pluck Air Force and Navy airmen from hills around Haiphong. As a person puts on new garments, giving up old ones, the soul similarly accepts new material bodies, giving up the old and useless ones. Some look upon the soul as amazing, some describe him as amazing, and some hear of him as amazing; while others, even after hearing about him, cannot understand him at all. We changed the Skylark from front to rear, we gave it a whole new look, simply because we believe you want a car like this. In other words, we’re talking your language. In all world languages the word Fiat means automobile. The name has travelled around the world just as Fiat has. Fiat cars have penetrated deeply wherever they have gone. The normal sexual goal is generally supposed to be the union of the genitals in the act described as coitus, which leads to the release of sexual excitement (a satisfaction analogous to the satiation of hunger). But even in the most normal sexual procedure we can see the first signs of something which, when fully developed, will lead to the aberrations described as perversions. Valmiki was easily able to chant mara mara and continued chanting for thousands of years while waiting for his guru’s return. During that time he did not eat or even pass stool and urine. Ants ate his flesh, blood and other bodily substances, gradually enclosing him in an anthill. In this way, his own body vanished, and it now appeared that he had a body made of earth. This is the only hockey simulation with two perspectives – vertical and side views. So you can watch the action from the boards or behind the net. The players are huge, and so is the ice surface. So all the action is right in your face. There are slap shots, wrist shots, drop passes, and flip passes, all with the most realistic puck physics you’ve ever seen. Says an ancient Afghan song: Better come home stained with blood, Than safe and sound as a coward. In the veins of Mohammed, the farmer, flowed the blood of a hundred generations of warriors. Pontiac dealers have a happy faculty of bestowing upon their cars more good things than most cars have a right to. Like years-ahead styling. And disappearing windshield wipers and neat vinyl rub rail that’s built into that thin stripe of molding along this Bonneville’s flanks. Crowds pressed into the teashops, drawn by the sizzle of shish kebab and the blare of Islamic music from scratchy loudspeakers. Nearby, enterprising young boys rented water pipes, a penny a puff. As music lovers, our favourite records are the ones about safe driving. Plymouth. Dodge. Chrysler. Imperial. Dodge Trucks. Simca. Sunbeam. Mercy bus of the air war. A Sikorsky HH-53B crosses strands of the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Fliers call the craft Buffs – Big Ugly Fat Fellows. They name the smaller HH-3Es Jolly Green Giants, after a vegetable cannery trademark. Use Mazola Corn Oil and Mazola Margarine and you get more than good taste. You get the “plus” of polyunsaturates. Mazola, used in place of the more saturated fats is a simply delicious way to help balance the fats in your diet. Among psychoneurotics, all tendencies to anatomical transgressions are demonstrably present in the unconscious and in the formation of symptoms. Particularly frequent and intense among them are those that assign the role of the genitals to the mucous membrane of the mouth and the anus. The Jollys have 7-foot probes that can be extended to 16 feet for refuelling. It was pleasant for a change to sit up off the floor again. In most Afghan homes the only furniture is a carpet, but the Nuristanis use simple chairs and tables. Stains of his trade colour a boy’s hands, clutching a bright skein of yarn at a dye works in Tashkurgham. As the smoke billowed up, North Vietnamese troops on the road started firing toward it.

Hare Krsna Hare Krsna

Krsna Krsna Hare Hare

Hare Rama Hare Rama

Rama Rama Hare Hare

*****

Cameron, that exasperated future Pope, is a poison chalice dug twenty years ago. To hobble into a ditch, subjected to scandalous children at a school, cause the Devil to rub his intercourse, injured in hate, senile, frail and combat the growing allure. “Who has since been magnet?” you are appealing. Rattlers do strike oasis who cast a deep shadow over the head with a special Indian costume intended.

Bad news boys and girls in the wilderness, sticking them out between Satan and God. Gamecast allegations of a cover-up, a costume I once swore never to wear again: the wiser. It’s impossible to stop a statement. What power can resist the delicious real, corrupt and murderous, exploring a taste for bookish, calculating, often morally tortured. Could be turning into a bit of a crusade.

Cowboys aren’t a bunch of primitives, rashly. After just a few days in his hotel suite, surprisingly rueful and crestfallen. I wear the invincible iron. I haven’t confused myself. Fruit Princess with a moist-eyed appearance might be forced to admit the flunked election. At least the ghost is impressive: his strength and peach fruit pies. Jesus ain’t seen so small people waltzing through a different tuff, their sacks in a parallel reality. The world made by Margaret Thatcher, know her to fight the plague vision, used knives to creature that lives behind the requirements.

The ghost would be linked for all eternity, had no recollection of the incident. The start of a war between the church and the hands with glee. Very curious documents: a blacksmith in Tombstone is become his right hand. Hail to this invincible do, make mistakes sometimes! The scarf holding a pistol! You never knew what sapped his authority. “A cheeky rollercoaster deluxe; a visit by a Secretary of State, the master of magnetism emo. What happens when I release, pinned by a nagging doubt, made with wounded and bleeding friends?” “Ecstasy,” he says amid loud laughs.

Man called Nova? Christ betrayed him to find the Reich shall rise again! Look Slavic, don’t think he’ll get a warm wall of guitars around a vision of the scenic route. When killed, soft winds lasted for five years. Extra world will have to impose, darling. Our – my – fruit pie suspects to Guantanamo Bay, two men holding great foreign.

I never wanted these blasted powers anyway and ought to be destroyed but managed the shape of Rupert Murdoch. They call me the disgraceful attacks, unlawful sexual with laser technology. I don’t condemn God, potent, physically robust. David horseshoe, the new aristocracy: ”Eat thy fill of apple, choke that sound with a harder twang. I can much green since mom had 200 deaf boys fling with a girl or whatever dares disturb global financial crisis, done more than any, can now content himself with the red skull, mutilate the bodies of Christ.

“That’s the problem with cocaine: time travel opens up all sorts of possibilities,” he says, laughing again. “I’ll be glad to ride with a suitable pause for effect.” It marked the years in a coma highlight. “I may come from dead boys, a rare seminal moment, a fast tut to fix our machine Pope. I can feel it getting closer to his television interview.

Fuck. “The cuts will be worse,” he tells the woods with his mobile phone. The kids change, makes you impatient sometimes. Your gleaming form might regard that mild theatrical flourish.

Dispensing custard songs for a rainy day goes backwards in time. “Obey me implicitly, the goddess must remain with the ghost.” Spreading furry diamond-hard with this cute little guy just because this gas wears off and you awaken. All the future. We could get the reformed Rama newspaper shall be under hands in the street, disrupting the circuits within my armour. Newspapers.

We all know he took a photo of himself blurting out your life story.

*****

As the embodied soul continuously passes, in the ass stool and urine. Ants ate his flesh, blood soul passes into another body at death, in an anthill. In this way, his own body change. For the soul there is neither birth nor day made of earth. This is the only hockey, does not come into being, and will not come inside views. So you can watch the action from primeval. Think of the many places in your home, and so is the ice surface. So all the action is the warmth it would add – the serenity is gold, drop passes, and flip passes, all with the each golden hour, a Ridgway clock is at once an ancient Afghan song: Better come home that complete universes are contained with Hinard. In the veins of Mohammed, the farmer, resides in each and every atom of air, in every warrior. Pontiac dealers have a happy faculty of everywhere and He can hear everything. You can, most cars have a right to. Like years-ahead try a Zenith hearing aid. We make them as small neat vinyl rub rail that’s built into that thin, designed to help a particular hearing problem, crowds pressing into the teashops, drawn by the mouth as a sexual organ is considered to music from scratchy loudspeakers. Nearby, persons are brought into contact with the genital penny a puff. As music lovers, our favourite membranes of the lips of both parties touch one Dodge. Chrysler. Imperial. Dodge Trucks with girls. It’s called the Eterna-Matic KonTiki… orsky HH-53B crosses strands of the Ho Chi isn’t. There’s even one for you like all Kon Tikis at Fellows. They name the smaller HH-3Es Jolly.

Durable enough to be tested successfully at 12, cling to dwindling mountain retreats. A select right time of day. Tomorrow after tomorrow a giant sized President Kennedy memorial; also Vedas He is called Brahma, which refers to think famous Madonna and child painting: Gemini Paramatma, His manifestation as the SuperMAN of Bhutan. Many more too. Big Mothers Supreme Personality of Godhead, who reached into North Viet Nam to pluck Air Force Bhagavan is complete. Even in the luxury class, bodies giving up the old and useless ones. Some decision to buy is based on more rational print, him is amazing, and some hear of him as cars which combine mechanical sophistication, him cannot understand him at all. We changed, have already anticipated that future. Hi-Perforole new look, simply because we believe you. Fire – gives you two ways to shred ‘em to piecing your language. In all world languages the plan. Then watch ‘em squirm. Programmable around the world just as Fiat has. Fiat slam…with the press of one button! Extra Love gone. The normal sexual goal is generally recliner. One of the players, a red-bearded act described as coitus, which leads to the game, to me as he tightened his saddle girth. Analogous to the satiation of hunger. But even in Cashapampa’s fist-swinging horsemen pummel the first signs of something which, when fully others tear the creature apart for talismans. Ted as perversions. Valmiki was easily able to the Spanish, who symbolised destruction of thousands of years while waiting for his guru’s.

Astronaut: Special Bonus! ABOMINABLE SNOW simulation with two perspectives – vertical and guarded by carrier-based fighters, have often the boards or behind the net. The players are Navy airmen from hills around Haiphong. Right in your face. There are slap shots, wrist ones, the soul similarly accepts new material, most realistic puck physics you’ve ever seen. Say look upon the soul as amazing, some describe stained with blood, than safe and sound as a cow. Amazing; while others, even after hearing about flowed the blood of a hundred generations of war, the Skylark from front to rear, we gave it a bestowing upon their cars, more good things than want a car like this. In other words, we’re talking styling. And disappearing windshield wipers and word Fiat means automobile. The name has stripe of molding along this Bonneville’s flanks. Cars have penetrated deeply wherever they have the sizzle of shish kebab and the blare of Islamic, supposed to be the union of genitals in the enterprising young boys rented water pipes, a release of sexual excitement, a satisfaction and records are the ones about safe driving. Plymouth the most normal sexual procedure we can see. Simca. Sunbeam. Mercy bus of air war. A Siko developed, will lead to the aberrations, describe Minh Trail. Fliers call the crafts Buffs – Big Ugly chant mara mara and continued chanting.

A sober person is not bewildered by such after tomorrow. He is ever-existing and in the earth at any time. He is unborn, eternal, ever-existing in the heart of all beings, and Bhagavan that could welcome a clock like this. Thinks all opulence and powers. Of these three, only chimes would bring gracious guardian. His partial expansions. Everything is furniture and a family friend. He is so large size has ceased to be an important factor. Simultaneously, he is so minute that in the future, the trend will be towards atom of fire and in every atom of water. He is with relatively compact dimensions. We at BMW know how much you can be helped until romance fire buttons! Semi and Hands-Free Turbo and as powerful as they need to be. Each rises. Slow Motion – dissect your opponent’s game in the most comforting, attractive way. The Fire Buttons – now you can jump, punch, kick and be a perversion when the lips (or tongue) of Cord – now you can play from your favourite of the other, but not if the mucous warrior from Ghazni explained the history of the other. Girls go great with it. It goes great captive bird, is swung away from arched poles, and a more elegant, modern Swiss watch it to death. A man bites its tongue out, then it’s self-winding and exceptionally durable. The rite, now meaningless, apparently began with Inca’s pagan culture by killing condors.

Hare Krsna use Mazola Corn Oil and Mazola Margarine

Krsna Krsna transgressions are demonstrably present

Hare Rama the mucous membrane of the mouth extended to 16 feet for refuelling

Rama Rama stains of his trade colour a boy’s hands as the smoke billowed up toward it.

*****

The ass stool and urine ants ate his flesh, had no recollection of the incident. The anthill. In this way, his own body hands with glee. Very curious day made of earth. This is the only come his right hand. Hail to this invincible come inside views. So you can watch the scarf holding a pistol! You never knew what is in your home, and so is the ice surface.

The ghost would be linked for all eternity to cling to dwindling mountain retreats. A start of a war between the church and a giant sized President Kennedy artist; a blacksmith in Tombstone in which refers to think famous Madonna and do make mistakes sometimes. The festation as the SuperMAN of Bhutan. Rebellions sapped his authority. A cheeky personality of Godhead, who reached into North Secretary of State, the master of magnetism. Even in the luxury class, bodies underpinned by a nagging doubt.

A sober person is not bewildered by such, cowboys aren’t a bunch of primitives, earth at any time. He is unborn, eternal, ever surprisingly rueful and crestfallen. I wear the Bhagavan that could welcome a clock like Hitler’s twin brother claiming to be an angel. These three, only chimes would bring gracious fruit Princess with a moist-eyed appearance. Everything is furniture and a family friend. At least the ghost is impressive, his strength important factor. Simultaneously, he is, so have small people waltzing through towards atoms of fire and in every atom.

Giving up the old and useless ones. Some after just a few days in his hotel suite in print. Him is amazing and some hear of him invincible iron. I haven’t confused myself. Sophistication, him cannot understand. A kingdom. The kingdom of God is imminent. That future.

Goes backward in time. “Obey me implicitly, buttons!” Semi and Hands-Free Turbo and enough, spreading furry diamond hard Slow Motion – dissect your opponent’s game, this gas wears off and you awaken. All the Fire Buttons – now you can jump, punch, newspapers shall be under hands in the street (or tongue) of Cord – now you can play from newspapers.

Mucous warrior from Ghazni explained and ought to be destroyed but managed, goes great captive bird, is swung away from disgraceful attacks, unlawful sexual Swiss watch it to death. A man bites its tongue, impotent, physically robust.

*****

Hare Krsna ants ate his flesh, a red-bearded embodied soul continuously passes in the ass stool and to the game to me.

Krsna Krsna an ancient Afghan Astronaut: Special Bonus action from primeval, think, complete universes are contained in your face.

Hare Rama designed to help other worlds, we’re talking membranes of the lips of bone genital penny a puff, as music love cords are the one.

Rama Rama a sober person is not sophistication, him cannot understand your language, ceased to be a mucous warrior from Ghazni, explained the history of the other famous Madonna. Trucks with girls, it’s called the veins of Mohammed.

Hare Krsna

Krsna Sunbeam

Hare membranes

Rama slap shots

Brighton, UK, 2012

All text sourced from: the Bhagavad Gita; Freud’s essay on ‘Deviant Love’; The Guardian newspaper, 2011; National Geographic magazine, 1967-68; Marvel comics, 1960s-80s.

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